Three days is all it takes

So Universe,
I cannot express my deep gratitude at the timeliness of op1.......ah
And I want those theobroma cakes......NOW!!!
And yes i get it....HORSES!!
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED note , how is dear volcano doing :P
I understand that all we do is rant about our miserable lives, which are, even by abnormal standards, miserable, and thus, my dear dear hermits, as  a viable recourse from our usual rantings, i bring to you OUR CHANTING PROGRAM REVIEW!!! TA-DA!!
So it all starts...nearly a year ago, when me op1 and many other of our fellow yeomen join us for the item chanting For the sake of privacy and confidentiality and any other big word that conveys the same,  i will not name our teacher but i can tell you that she its the sweetest and most amazing person anyone could have the good fortune of meeting:)
Either way, our item was UHMAZING so i am told, and i am inclined to believe it....

like we were singing and everything was quite, resonant and ABSOLUTELY FAbSMASTIC when a smatter of applause rings out at the back, when its not yet over...
Everyone continued singing, but inwardly, we all wanted to murder those little swines....ugh


but Really, singing two solos can really tire your throat and then everyones all like
'Be careful! Have nothing cold! Eat good food"
Me at this point in time: "Yes of course "
*Me on reaching home*
Mom = 'Hey sweetie, we've got ice cream you want some"
Me= "GIMMEH!!"

and this people, is me
like how can i be allowed to live, i am too awesome for this world:) (don't worry op1, you're just as awesome as i am )



And then again the world tries to bring down my morals
So the other day me and op1 are at school, all happy and living life you know, when these people make us STAY BACK for an extra 1 HOUR to fill up some godforsaken ICSE forms!!  Its not as if that day could've gotten any worse, when we realized, we have missed our bus.
Now not as if i don't own a car, or as if it matters that op1 doesn't.
But for gods sake people
we live on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FLIPPIN CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean its not as if i possess a dragon, which is just a seriously loud call away

or a horse, which i cannot ride irrespective of whether i have one or not

neither can i apparate

and neither do i possess a TARDIS or the Doctor's phone number (if i had his number i would not be here)

or prince arthur taking me on a piggyback

and then again, public transport in our country is just.....fantastic.......and safe.........
The tales you get to hear about people who went on public transport and got hurt or maimed in some way or the other....they are, to say in the least...horrifying
so here i am shouting and arguing with my parents while op1 glares at me while i willfully waste op1's phone balance.....way to go op2!
But anyway, after a lot of threatening (With spoons, you'll get the reference soon op1:) ) and a lot of persuasion, my mother managed to send the car in the nick of time...phew

and though i am supposed to be finishing this blog and trying to make it funny.....just look at the time....and then again i am trying to handle two tabs, in which one is tumblr and i am getting all these amazing merlin gifs and then i also realize that by only preferring Merlin i will be mean to the other fandoms that i am a  part of and thus i must compensate and give them too a very nice set of gifs....  AND also make sure my papa does not behead me....wellllll i guess in that aspect i AM merlin...
But now my dear hermits i must go back into my cave and...ahem....study history
what is wrong with me...ts just 11 30 i can so do this

Well, in that case i must really get going ...... before i am impaled by a spear, like a bear
bregdan anwiele gefeluek

HAHAHA

op2
 
and this is how sleepy i am