Hello universe.
Operator 2 is currently not present in the same continent as I am.
So I don't quite know whether she plans to post anything.
Till then I'm the lonely sucker who just happens to have a lot of free time and spends it all on the internet.
So now for all you hardcore internet fans out there.... I LOVE you!!! And I totally understand your pain!! I mean.... I'm just sitting here, quietly scrolling through 9GAG (Yeah!!).... When my friend calls me up.... Let's call her N. So now N is a rather.... Say.... Monotonous person who talks about exactly three things. Boys, Brands and Bananas. I'm JOKING!!! The last one was just put to make it an alliteration. *shakes head* So Boys and Brands.... Sure. I mean, I GET that you have a crush on someone.... But why the HELL do you have to go on about it for an hour.... I mean.... There's a LIMIT to stalking, ain't there??? So she's gabbing on about how she'll impress him with her new Gucci dress or whatever and I think, "Why waste time?" So I continue scrolling down and reading funny fanfics.... When SUDDENLY. Silence from the other end of the phone. Then she asks me in this sobbing voice "I knew it!!! I knew you liked him!!! That's why you didn't show any interest in the outfit I bought!!" And I'm like... "What the f***?" I mean, What is going on here?? So after another 15 odd minutes of desperate phone-consoling, I figured out that she had asked me whether I like the guy who she's infatuated with.... And I didn't answer cuz OBVIOUSLY. I wasn't listening. So she takes the "hesitation" as a YES. So I was screwed. And I managed to convince her that I couldn't hear her and so I hesitated while trying to make sense of what she said.... See, I couldn't be ENTIRELY truthful about what happened because then she'd be like "Why don't you ever give what I have to say some importance??" And I'd be like... "Ummm...." And the world would IMPLODE. So that's that.
So I know I'm wrong for cooking up stories and everything's my fault but SERIOUSLY. GO TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!! Spare me the anguish of having to listen to your premature boy-drama!!!! Anyway... he's a total douche.
It's really freaking hot where I live. I am practically melting. I am melting. I think I'm partially liquid now. Ugh that sounds wrong. My mind is wrong.
I should go now.... I have been actively writing posts in my personal blog... SO if ya wanna know me a bit better... Please go check it out at antiqueparchment.blogspot.in ..... I will post here more often too.... :p
So.... Yeah.... I did that to a friend of mine recently.... ambushed her with my favourite polar bear when she got out of the washroom....I'll post photos of him soon. :p
BYEEE!!!!! <3
~Hermits.
Operator 2 is currently not present in the same continent as I am.
So I don't quite know whether she plans to post anything.
Till then I'm the lonely sucker who just happens to have a lot of free time and spends it all on the internet.
So now for all you hardcore internet fans out there.... I LOVE you!!! And I totally understand your pain!! I mean.... I'm just sitting here, quietly scrolling through 9GAG (Yeah!!).... When my friend calls me up.... Let's call her N. So now N is a rather.... Say.... Monotonous person who talks about exactly three things. Boys, Brands and Bananas. I'm JOKING!!! The last one was just put to make it an alliteration. *shakes head* So Boys and Brands.... Sure. I mean, I GET that you have a crush on someone.... But why the HELL do you have to go on about it for an hour.... I mean.... There's a LIMIT to stalking, ain't there??? So she's gabbing on about how she'll impress him with her new Gucci dress or whatever and I think, "Why waste time?" So I continue scrolling down and reading funny fanfics.... When SUDDENLY. Silence from the other end of the phone. Then she asks me in this sobbing voice "I knew it!!! I knew you liked him!!! That's why you didn't show any interest in the outfit I bought!!" And I'm like... "What the f***?" I mean, What is going on here?? So after another 15 odd minutes of desperate phone-consoling, I figured out that she had asked me whether I like the guy who she's infatuated with.... And I didn't answer cuz OBVIOUSLY. I wasn't listening. So she takes the "hesitation" as a YES. So I was screwed. And I managed to convince her that I couldn't hear her and so I hesitated while trying to make sense of what she said.... See, I couldn't be ENTIRELY truthful about what happened because then she'd be like "Why don't you ever give what I have to say some importance??" And I'd be like... "Ummm...." And the world would IMPLODE. So that's that.
So I know I'm wrong for cooking up stories and everything's my fault but SERIOUSLY. GO TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!! Spare me the anguish of having to listen to your premature boy-drama!!!! Anyway... he's a total douche.
It's really freaking hot where I live. I am practically melting. I am melting. I think I'm partially liquid now. Ugh that sounds wrong. My mind is wrong.
I should go now.... I have been actively writing posts in my personal blog... SO if ya wanna know me a bit better... Please go check it out at antiqueparchment.blogspot.in ..... I will post here more often too.... :p
BYEEE!!!!! <3
~Hermits.
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