It's been quite a while since I came on here.... I didn't want any potential subscribers to think we'd died or anything. Or at least me (Op. 1) had or not.... I have no idea about Op. 2.... She's currently off holidaying somewhere in North America.... Not quite sure where... Oh well.... She'll probably tell you all about it when she comes back... :) But till then.... She (rather rudely) completely abandoned the blog!!! To tell you the truth... I'm a bit hurt :( I mean....It was a joint thing!! And it's not like I'm asking her to type out an essay... Just a few brief words about what she's doing.... And maybe one or two pics... Takes about 10 minutes... :O
But no worries folks... I am not here to break all ties with Op.2... Oh LORD that sounded wrong.... UGH.
Ehneehway......
So the thing is.... I don't quite understand the concept of 'poking' someone on Fb or anything else.... I mean... What is it supposed to signify? I mean... You're not physically poking someone to hurt them.... So what's the fun?All you get from 'poking' is a notification saying "giraffemonkeytorpedo poked you. Rejoice"... Or something. And then what is the person you pokes supposed to do?? Poke back? Why POKE??? That just sounds so unutterably WRONG!! Agh!! :O :(
Once... When I'd just joined Facebook.... And I was quite new to everything... I came online to see that some random guy who I had never heard of before had Poked me. So my first thought was "What the eff?? What is Poking?" So I asked a friend of mine who very helpfully made a fool out of me by telling me that it was Sexual.
So obviously, I FUHREAKED out and deleted all 'Poking Activity' (NOW do you realize how badly wrong that sounds????) and changed all my settings to the safest possible. This weirdo had also sent me a message.. At the time when I hadn't changed my chat settings to "Friends Only"... And it went somewhat like "Lik to b my frend,' Those exact spellings.... I wasn't quite accustomed to random jackasses sending me messages so I deleted everything to do with this guy and blocked him for eternity.
Obviously 'poking' isn't actually anything Sexual. It isn't!!!
[[[[You can understand poke at facebook as to say “hey, you! wutsup”, but some people have wrong understanding that poke at facebook is symbol of disturbing. Following are the correct meanings of poking at facebook.
1.A “poke” is basically someone trying to get your attentionIt’s one of the meaningless features that are used just to annoy someone.
2.If you poke someone not in your network and they poke back. You can view their profile even if your not their friend!
3.A poke is when you allow someone to see your facebook page for 3 days, so they can know who you are and hopefully add you as a friend.]]]]]]
I just copy pasted this from the Facebook Help Page.... So it does sound a bit creepy right??? If you ACCIDENTALLY poke back some mad axe murderer who previously poked you.... Cuz then he or she'd see your profile, look at your photos and come and hack your head off...
So moral of the story is.... Don't poke people unless you know them vaguely cuz they'll think you're Deranged. And secondly, don't poke back becozzzz.... Now you know what could happen to you!!! :)
If this actually saves your life some day.... You know who to thank ;) :p
So with that I think I'll conclude today's post.... If you found it helpful and enlightening... Do leave a comment or subscribe.... If not.... Still leave a comment telling me where I went wrong.... Becoz the net community is TRULY the only place where most people are fearlessly honest.... So please be honest....
Thanks:)
~Hermits
But no worries folks... I am not here to break all ties with Op.2... Oh LORD that sounded wrong.... UGH.
Ehneehway......
So the thing is.... I don't quite understand the concept of 'poking' someone on Fb or anything else.... I mean... What is it supposed to signify? I mean... You're not physically poking someone to hurt them.... So what's the fun?All you get from 'poking' is a notification saying "giraffemonkeytorpedo poked you. Rejoice"... Or something. And then what is the person you pokes supposed to do?? Poke back? Why POKE??? That just sounds so unutterably WRONG!! Agh!! :O :(
Once... When I'd just joined Facebook.... And I was quite new to everything... I came online to see that some random guy who I had never heard of before had Poked me. So my first thought was "What the eff?? What is Poking?" So I asked a friend of mine who very helpfully made a fool out of me by telling me that it was Sexual.
So obviously, I FUHREAKED out and deleted all 'Poking Activity' (NOW do you realize how badly wrong that sounds????) and changed all my settings to the safest possible. This weirdo had also sent me a message.. At the time when I hadn't changed my chat settings to "Friends Only"... And it went somewhat like "Lik to b my frend,' Those exact spellings.... I wasn't quite accustomed to random jackasses sending me messages so I deleted everything to do with this guy and blocked him for eternity.
Obviously 'poking' isn't actually anything Sexual. It isn't!!!
[[[[You can understand poke at facebook as to say “hey, you! wutsup”, but some people have wrong understanding that poke at facebook is symbol of disturbing. Following are the correct meanings of poking at facebook.
1.A “poke” is basically someone trying to get your attentionIt’s one of the meaningless features that are used just to annoy someone.
2.If you poke someone not in your network and they poke back. You can view their profile even if your not their friend!
3.A poke is when you allow someone to see your facebook page for 3 days, so they can know who you are and hopefully add you as a friend.]]]]]]
I just copy pasted this from the Facebook Help Page.... So it does sound a bit creepy right??? If you ACCIDENTALLY poke back some mad axe murderer who previously poked you.... Cuz then he or she'd see your profile, look at your photos and come and hack your head off...
So moral of the story is.... Don't poke people unless you know them vaguely cuz they'll think you're Deranged. And secondly, don't poke back becozzzz.... Now you know what could happen to you!!! :)
If this actually saves your life some day.... You know who to thank ;) :p
So with that I think I'll conclude today's post.... If you found it helpful and enlightening... Do leave a comment or subscribe.... If not.... Still leave a comment telling me where I went wrong.... Becoz the net community is TRULY the only place where most people are fearlessly honest.... So please be honest....
Thanks:)
~Hermits
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