Fine bitch. I get the DRACHMAS.
Joking!!! I don't want to be too mean!!!
So Op 2 and and were thinking of a themed blog post... But till then it'll just be just our singular ranting... Astounding eh? I must warn you.... That often I don't make any sense whatsoever... and say things that are really not ethically correct.... You must not sit back and wail over these odd methods by which my brain works.... Just move on to the next thing I say.... But Never Give Up on me!!!! That's the sign of a true Brainiac....
See? I've stopped making sense.... Now I just wrote out a blog post on my personal blog (Please CHECK IT OUT!!! It's COOL!! And if you like it FOLLOW ME!!! I swear to you I will never bore you!!!) so this one won't be too long and torturous... :p
So anyone who has been blogging for more than a year.... (Me) will know that bloggers are extremely proud creatures... most of the time... they will look at your subscribers... they'll compare yours to theirs and then.... If unsatisfactory... NOT subscribe. Hurrah for you arseholes!!! The POINT of being on any of these free opinion-sharing sites is to FOLLOW one another and know what someone completely random whose imagination you fancy is up to!!! Don't be all "Oh she's got more followers than me.... I can't Subcribe to her!!!"
Now I know what you're thinking...I'm playing some cheap mind game to get you guys to follow us... NO. STOP RIGHT THERE. If you thought so... Well I guess it's okay... But if you're STILL doubting my motives then RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!!!! I just want all those selfish morons out there to understand that if you subscribe to someone.... There's a greater chance of them noticing you!!! Then you might gain a follower too!!! Jeez. Where has logic gone to these days?
Also... A hint to getting noticed..... DO NOT BE SHY OF TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR BLOG.
or YouTube channel, or Fan Page or anything..!!! that doesn't mean that you should go around announcing to everyone in a 6 mile vicinity that you have a Tumblr account or something... NO. Massive NO. Peeps are just gonna ignore you and compare your face to an elephant's backside or something.... Really... Don't obsess on being subtle... people won't end up noticing you... Just go: "Hey I'm writing this blog thing... It's great fun!! I've pasted the link in case any of you wanna check it out!!" This is nice. It won't kill you if they don't check... But don't go running like a mad dog after them asking for their opinion on the point you made in the second last paragraph on the third last blog of the 2012 section.... Really... too much.
Also... Even though this is bribing... it's pretty effective.... "Hey I was wondering if you want to feature in one of my blog posts? It'll be loads of fun, I promise!!" or "Hey can you help me with some editing on this video for my Vlog? It's just taking forever.... " :p:p This way they'll know about your blog... And to see their own handiwork they'll HAVE to visit your page or whatever... then you can subtly hint on a subscription!!! and since it's TOTALLY free.... Why would someone decline??? Unless they really hate you... But you wouldn''t be telling your archenemy to read your blog... That's just retarded.
Oh lord I ended up writing quite a bit, didn't I?
Here are some pictures to take your mind of worldly matters...
I love these people!!!!!! LOVE THEM!!!!!
I don't quite know why I posted these... It's mildly creepy to see all five of them this... Small....
THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!
There that's more recent isn't it?? :p If you're in love already.... I totally understand....
Okay... I'm getting a painful back ache from sitting like an arthritic llama for the last two hours... I must go and stretch my limbs... I think a walk to the book cupboard to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-read The Goblet of Fire is in order.
I will seeya folks soon I hope!!! If my tips HAVE come in handy... I WANT CREDIT!!!! So you must at least leave a comment stating which method you used... come one.... it's common courtesy to acknowledge someone's brilliance.... but if you just happen to find this blog interesting PLEASE subscribe.... It's for your own good you know... ;)
On this happy and mournful (cuz I've to get up) note... I leave you guys...
~Hermits.
Joking!!! I don't want to be too mean!!!
So Op 2 and and were thinking of a themed blog post... But till then it'll just be just our singular ranting... Astounding eh? I must warn you.... That often I don't make any sense whatsoever... and say things that are really not ethically correct.... You must not sit back and wail over these odd methods by which my brain works.... Just move on to the next thing I say.... But Never Give Up on me!!!! That's the sign of a true Brainiac....
See? I've stopped making sense.... Now I just wrote out a blog post on my personal blog (Please CHECK IT OUT!!! It's COOL!! And if you like it FOLLOW ME!!! I swear to you I will never bore you!!!) so this one won't be too long and torturous... :p
So anyone who has been blogging for more than a year.... (Me) will know that bloggers are extremely proud creatures... most of the time... they will look at your subscribers... they'll compare yours to theirs and then.... If unsatisfactory... NOT subscribe. Hurrah for you arseholes!!! The POINT of being on any of these free opinion-sharing sites is to FOLLOW one another and know what someone completely random whose imagination you fancy is up to!!! Don't be all "Oh she's got more followers than me.... I can't Subcribe to her!!!"
Now I know what you're thinking...I'm playing some cheap mind game to get you guys to follow us... NO. STOP RIGHT THERE. If you thought so... Well I guess it's okay... But if you're STILL doubting my motives then RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!!!! I just want all those selfish morons out there to understand that if you subscribe to someone.... There's a greater chance of them noticing you!!! Then you might gain a follower too!!! Jeez. Where has logic gone to these days?
Also... A hint to getting noticed..... DO NOT BE SHY OF TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR BLOG.
or YouTube channel, or Fan Page or anything..!!! that doesn't mean that you should go around announcing to everyone in a 6 mile vicinity that you have a Tumblr account or something... NO. Massive NO. Peeps are just gonna ignore you and compare your face to an elephant's backside or something.... Really... Don't obsess on being subtle... people won't end up noticing you... Just go: "Hey I'm writing this blog thing... It's great fun!! I've pasted the link in case any of you wanna check it out!!" This is nice. It won't kill you if they don't check... But don't go running like a mad dog after them asking for their opinion on the point you made in the second last paragraph on the third last blog of the 2012 section.... Really... too much.
Also... Even though this is bribing... it's pretty effective.... "Hey I was wondering if you want to feature in one of my blog posts? It'll be loads of fun, I promise!!" or "Hey can you help me with some editing on this video for my Vlog? It's just taking forever.... " :p:p This way they'll know about your blog... And to see their own handiwork they'll HAVE to visit your page or whatever... then you can subtly hint on a subscription!!! and since it's TOTALLY free.... Why would someone decline??? Unless they really hate you... But you wouldn''t be telling your archenemy to read your blog... That's just retarded.
Oh lord I ended up writing quite a bit, didn't I?
Here are some pictures to take your mind of worldly matters...
I love these people!!!!!! LOVE THEM!!!!!
I don't quite know why I posted these... It's mildly creepy to see all five of them this... Small....
THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Okay... I'm getting a painful back ache from sitting like an arthritic llama for the last two hours... I must go and stretch my limbs... I think a walk to the book cupboard to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-read The Goblet of Fire is in order.
I will seeya folks soon I hope!!! If my tips HAVE come in handy... I WANT CREDIT!!!! So you must at least leave a comment stating which method you used... come one.... it's common courtesy to acknowledge someone's brilliance.... but if you just happen to find this blog interesting PLEASE subscribe.... It's for your own good you know... ;)
On this happy and mournful (cuz I've to get up) note... I leave you guys...
~Hermits.
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