RIP Fred and George's Ear.

Hello Universe. It's Operator 1. Operator 2 is back from her North American Adventure but still hasn't managed to write anything -_-
I'm feeling very dull and useless right now.... So I'm just gonna blog some pictures and be duhl. Btw I've reached 26 posts on my personal blog at antiqueparchment.blogspot.in ... if you wanna check it out :)What I mean to say is Please Do. It'll be beneficial for both You and Moi.

With That......

    
 These cool peeps sang the Pretty Little Liars theme song.... "Got a secret, can you keep it....?" <3<3
I love what they're wearing.... One kick from those boots and everyone's dead. :p They're basic appearance and the picture with their faces... The pink one... It just gives you the effect that they're cool :D

I  just had to bring in a Harry Potter related picture..... Ginny and Cho.

G: I never really saw how the romance between Harry And Ginny started... I mean, sure she had a crush on him and talked about him all the time... But in the beginning.. She obviously liked him only cuz he was famous and not cuz of his wonderful personality or anything.... You may say... How do ya know that? See... IT was mentioned in the 2nd book that Ginny had been talking about Harry all summer... Which meant the summer after Ron and Harry's first year at Hogwwarts where Ginny had never even SPOKEN to Harry. Yeah yeah he had heard her beg her mum to let her see him on the train... But she was a tiny stupid ten-year-old at the time... Wth?
The romance began later. Much later. But why though. Ginny was clever and witty and a great Quidditch player.... I guess Harry just fell for her cuz of those... I mean... She was fantastic in the DA classes in the Room of Requirement... And she did support Harry and defend him... And he did SAVE HER LIFE in the second book.
So after all they'd been through.... I guess they just fell in love.... :O :p Wow :D

C: Stupid weirdo. I never liked her much. At all in fact. She was so.... Snivelly. And annoying. I get that she was mourning the death of Cedric and the world was collapsing like toothpicks under an elephant but being intolerant of Harry's friendship with Hermione???? REALLY? Come one.
And then her stupid friend Marietta Edgecombe went and screwed everything up. Yay.
And in the movie... she was still at Hogwarts in the 7th one... She's supposed to have passed out!!! She was a year elder than Harry!!! Wtf is she still doing there? Failure :p
Maybe she was in Hogwarts because it was safe. But that doesn't make a jot of sense.

Haaaa!!! The part where Harry yells "Together" and jumps off the building?? He puts his arms around Voldy. It seriously looked like they were about to kiss. Also seeing Ralph Fiennes in other movies where he looks relatively normal is sooooo weird :p Like in Made in Manhattan... and Schindler's List amongst others.... :O

Now here come an IMMENSE SPAM... :D

Gred and Forge Go for it!!!! <3<3<3

Butterbeer. I heart you. 'Lol' Harry :D

Ohh... Dramione :O

Yeah man! Background check! :O :p

Dumblemort? :p Ew gross no ;) Just a cozy sharing of opinions.... And that sweater is truly REPULSIVE Dolores.

"I'm flying Jack! I'm flying!"

Hufflepuff- The House of The Potatoes.

Hahahaha :D Did anybody else think of nine and three quarters? :p

So after that fantastic funny fabulous free phoney.... What? You say that I'm a useless git?

Meh. You're partially correct. I should totally be arrested for procrastinating too much.... But hen Hey! I sponsored a few laughs, eh? :p
With that.... I leave you.... Byeeeeeeee :)

~Hermits.

Poke-mon

It's been quite a while since I came on here.... I didn't want any potential subscribers to think we'd died or anything. Or at least me (Op. 1) had or not.... I have no idea about Op. 2.... She's currently off holidaying somewhere in North America.... Not quite sure where... Oh well.... She'll probably tell you all about it when she comes back... :) But till then.... She (rather rudely) completely abandoned the blog!!! To tell you the truth... I'm a bit hurt :( I mean....It was a joint thing!! And it's not like I'm asking her to type out an essay... Just a few brief words about what she's doing.... And maybe one or two pics... Takes about 10 minutes... :O
But no worries folks... I am not here to break all ties with Op.2... Oh LORD that sounded wrong.... UGH.
Ehneehway......
So the thing is.... I don't quite understand the concept of 'poking' someone on Fb or anything else.... I mean... What is it supposed to signify? I mean... You're not physically poking someone to hurt them.... So what's the fun?All you get from 'poking' is a notification saying "giraffemonkeytorpedo poked you. Rejoice"... Or something. And then what is the person you pokes supposed to do?? Poke back? Why POKE??? That just sounds so unutterably WRONG!! Agh!! :O :(
Once... When I'd just joined Facebook.... And I was quite new to everything... I came online to see that some random guy who I had never heard of before had Poked me. So my first thought was "What the eff?? What is Poking?" So I asked a  friend of mine who very helpfully made a fool out of me by telling me that it was Sexual.
So obviously, I FUHREAKED out and deleted all 'Poking Activity' (NOW do you realize how badly wrong that sounds????) and changed all my settings to the safest possible. This weirdo had also sent me a message.. At the time when I hadn't changed my chat settings to "Friends Only"... And it went somewhat like "Lik to b my frend,' Those exact spellings.... I wasn't quite accustomed to random jackasses sending me messages so I deleted everything to do with this guy and blocked him for eternity.

Obviously 'poking' isn't actually anything Sexual. It isn't!!!

[[[[You can understand poke at facebook as to say “hey, you! wutsup”, but some people have wrong understanding that poke at facebook is symbol of disturbing. Following are the correct meanings of poking at facebook.
1.A “poke” is basically someone trying to get your attentionIt’s one of the meaningless features that are used just to annoy someone.
2.If you poke someone not in your network and they poke back. You can view their profile even if your not their friend!
3.A poke is when you allow someone to see your facebook page for 3 days, so they can know who you are and hopefully add you as a friend.]]]]]] 

I just copy pasted this from the Facebook Help Page.... So it does sound a bit creepy right??? If you ACCIDENTALLY poke back some mad axe murderer who previously poked you.... Cuz then he or she'd see your profile, look at your photos and come and hack your head off...
So moral of the story is.... Don't poke people unless you know them vaguely cuz they'll think you're Deranged. And secondly, don't poke back becozzzz.... Now you know what could happen to you!!! :)

If this actually saves your life some day.... You know who to thank ;) :p
So with that I think I'll conclude today's post.... If you found it helpful and enlightening... Do leave a comment or subscribe.... If not.... Still leave a comment telling me where I went wrong.... Becoz the net community is TRULY the only place where most people are fearlessly honest.... So please be honest....

Thanks:)

~Hermits

Polar Bears

Hello universe.
Operator 2 is currently not present in the same continent as I am.
So I don't quite know whether she plans to post anything.
Till then I'm the lonely sucker who just happens to have a lot of free time and spends it all on the internet.
So now for all you hardcore internet fans out there.... I LOVE you!!! And I totally understand your pain!! I mean.... I'm just sitting here, quietly scrolling through 9GAG (Yeah!!).... When my friend calls me up.... Let's call her N. So now N is a rather.... Say.... Monotonous person who talks about exactly three things. Boys, Brands and Bananas. I'm JOKING!!! The last one was just put to make it an alliteration. *shakes head* So Boys and Brands.... Sure. I mean, I GET that you have a crush on someone.... But why the HELL do you have to go on about it for an hour.... I mean.... There's a LIMIT to stalking, ain't there??? So she's gabbing on about how she'll impress him with her new Gucci dress or whatever and I think, "Why waste time?" So I continue scrolling down and reading funny fanfics.... When SUDDENLY. Silence from the other end of the phone. Then she asks me in this sobbing voice "I knew it!!! I knew you liked him!!! That's why you didn't show any interest in the outfit I bought!!" And I'm like... "What the f***?" I mean, What is going on here?? So after another 15 odd minutes of desperate phone-consoling, I figured out that she had asked me whether I like the guy who she's infatuated with.... And I didn't answer cuz OBVIOUSLY. I wasn't listening. So she takes the "hesitation" as a YES. So I was screwed. And I managed to convince her that I couldn't hear her and so I hesitated while trying to make sense of what she said.... See, I couldn't be ENTIRELY truthful about what happened because then she'd be like "Why don't you ever give what I have to say some importance??" And I'd be like... "Ummm...." And the world would IMPLODE. So that's that.
So I know I'm wrong for cooking up stories and everything's my fault but SERIOUSLY. GO TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!! Spare me the anguish of having to listen to your premature boy-drama!!!! Anyway... he's a total douche.
It's really freaking hot where I live. I am practically melting. I am melting. I think I'm partially liquid now. Ugh that sounds wrong. My mind is wrong.

I should go now.... I have been actively writing posts in my personal blog... SO if ya wanna know me a bit better... Please go check it out at antiqueparchment.blogspot.in ..... I will post here more often too.... :p

So....  Yeah.... I did that to a friend of mine recently.... ambushed her with my favourite polar bear when she got out of the washroom....I'll post photos of him soon. :p

BYEEE!!!!! <3

~Hermits.

No One Notices

Fine bitch. I get the DRACHMAS.
Joking!!! I don't want to be too mean!!!

So Op 2 and and were thinking of a themed blog post... But till then it'll just be just our singular ranting... Astounding eh? I must warn you.... That often I don't make any sense whatsoever... and say things that are really not ethically correct.... You must not sit back and wail over these odd methods by which my brain works.... Just move on to the next thing I say.... But Never Give Up on me!!!! That's the sign of a true Brainiac....
See? I've stopped making sense.... Now I just wrote out a blog post on my personal blog (Please CHECK IT OUT!!! It's COOL!! And if you like it FOLLOW ME!!! I swear to you I will never bore you!!!) so this one won't be too long and torturous... :p
So anyone who has been blogging for more than a year.... (Me) will know that bloggers are extremely proud creatures... most of the time... they will look at your subscribers... they'll compare yours to theirs and then.... If unsatisfactory... NOT subscribe. Hurrah for you arseholes!!!  The POINT of being on any of these free opinion-sharing sites is to FOLLOW one another  and know what someone completely random whose imagination you fancy is up to!!! Don't be all "Oh she's got more followers than me.... I can't Subcribe to her!!!"
Now I know what you're thinking...I'm playing some cheap mind game to get you guys to follow us... NO. STOP RIGHT THERE. If you thought so... Well I guess it's okay... But if you're STILL doubting my motives then RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!!!! I just want all those selfish morons out there to understand that if you subscribe to someone.... There's a greater chance of them noticing you!!! Then you might gain a follower too!!! Jeez. Where has logic gone to these days?

Also... A hint to getting noticed..... DO NOT BE SHY OF TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR BLOG.

or YouTube channel, or  Fan Page or anything..!!! that doesn't mean that you should go around announcing to everyone in a 6 mile vicinity that you have a Tumblr account or something... NO. Massive NO.  Peeps are just gonna ignore you and compare your face to an elephant's backside or something.... Really... Don't obsess on being subtle... people won't end up noticing you... Just go:  "Hey I'm writing this blog thing... It's great fun!! I've pasted the link in case any of you wanna check it out!!" This is nice. It won't kill you if they don't check... But don't go running like a mad dog after them asking for their opinion on the point you made in the second last paragraph on the third last blog of the 2012 section.... Really... too much.
 Also... Even though this is bribing... it's pretty effective....  "Hey I was wondering if you want to feature in one of my blog posts? It'll  be loads of fun, I promise!!" or "Hey can you help me with some editing on this video for my Vlog? It's just taking forever.... " :p:p This way they'll know about your blog... And to see their own handiwork they'll HAVE to visit your page or whatever... then you can subtly hint on a subscription!!! and since it's TOTALLY free.... Why would someone decline???  Unless they really hate you... But you wouldn''t be telling your archenemy to read your blog... That's just retarded.

Oh lord I ended up writing quite a bit, didn't I?
Here are some  pictures to take your mind of worldly matters...

I love these people!!!!!! LOVE THEM!!!!!

I don't quite know why I posted these... It's mildly creepy to see all five of them this... Small....
THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!

  

 

There that's more recent isn't it?? :p If you're in love already.... I totally understand....

Okay... I'm getting a painful back ache from sitting like an arthritic llama for the last two hours... I must go and stretch my limbs... I think a walk to the book cupboard to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-read The Goblet of Fire is in order.

I will seeya folks soon I hope!!! If my tips HAVE come in handy... I WANT CREDIT!!!! So you must at least leave a comment stating which method you used... come one.... it's common courtesy to acknowledge someone's brilliance.... but if you just happen to find this blog interesting PLEASE subscribe.... It's for your own good you know... ;)

On this happy and mournful (cuz I've to get up) note... I leave you guys...

~Hermits.