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Sunday, 28 April 2013

CatWalk

Hello Universe.
Operator 1 here.. Surprise surprise!!!
Even THOUGH it's the second day of summer vacations... Operator 2 is OCCUPIED. OOOHH!!! Yesterday, she was doing MATH.
(I'll give you a second to freak out)
Done? YES PEOPLE. I kid you not. She was doing math.
I bet when she reads this she'll kill me :p
And ten blog furiously in retaliation saying something about being bored and having nothing else to do....
Sure!! I understand the feel of The Pit of Boredom. But MATH???? *Head implodes*

So anyway... Since I have an uncanny amount of time on my hands... I'll introduce you to my fiance. I'll just show you some pictures first... So you can  get.... eh... familiarized.

Oh Yeaahhhh.......
You must be in love already.... But he's MINE. 

Some Stats: 
Name: CrookshanksWannabe
Age: 13 and a half human years. 178564.98649900 Sexy- Cat years.
Marital Status: Engaged to Operator 1
Education: Fluent in Cattish, Meowtoungue and actively learning the art of Whisker Whispering.

Ain't ya jealous??
A man ain't without a tail. And mine's a CAT. 



Perfect in every way.....


Mesmerizing....


Look at my hand patting him all.... Groovily. 


D-d-d-delicious....


Stahp it you great flirt! *blushes*


Extending a 'hand' of friendship....

So that's him! Aren't you absolutely THROWN.

How We Met: I wasn't interested in any common dude. I was looking for someone unique. Someone special. Then CW came along... And was like "Hey!" and I'm like "A Whole New Species!!!" I fell for him at once... And we decided to date... And then half a year later... He moved in with me... And then the other half of the year later.... He just.... Popped the question!!! *wipes happy tears away*.
Now we're engaged...

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I sincerely hope I succeeded in freaking you out.... Cuz I definitely am!!!!
Oh Gosh!!!! EWWWW!!!!! I was dared by a friend to type out a post entirely about a cat. To make it more interesting for all you cat-pervs out there.... I decided to put in the romantic aspect...
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And after all that sickening stuff.... I finally got sick of it...



I will never look at that bloody cat normally again. Nevahhhh.
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For all you animal lovers out there... Don't call the SPCA on me!!! PLEASE!!!! I didn't do anything!!! My parents arrived in time to save this filthy cat from its rightful death from strangulation!!!!

~Hermits

PS: I am not a CATOPHILE. This was a DARE. If you still think that I'm in a relationship with a Felis catus   then you must be pretty thick.

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