Messed up

well probably not a lot but..... Oh well.... here goes
HELLO HERMITS!
Welcome back!
yes we have been extremely mean and absolutely useless, but you must excuse the procrastination that was so masterfully carries out by me after two months of absolute death adn destruction
*cue dramatic background music*
BOARDS

I am so positively sure that the people in Delhi totally want to kill us.
Slowly.

And they are probably the most unfair little shits the universe has the misfortune of bearing up with.
"But Why?" you may ask.
Well, let me give you some context.

So there is this school in my city, which for the sake of anonymity shall be called X.
One or two months before we give our boards, we have to give preliminary examinations, which are a simulation of what teh boards are like. Since board papers are set by highly experienced, many of whom are here in this school as well as a few in mine, there are bound to be a few questions which we might feel are the same.
But what we found out as we came out of the examination hall, after a particularly tricky geography paper, is that our board paper was a 90% COPY of X's geography preliminary examination.
Naturally you may think "But there is no way of the teacher knowing whether or not the paper was copied"
The board is obligated to check the prelim papers of all ICSE schools, to figure out whether there has been such blatant copying or not.
Make of that what you will.


On the whole i think my exams went well.
But here's the catch word.
i think
Honestly, i can hve no way of knowing what gloriously IDIOTIC mistakes i have made in my paper. But can youy believe the gall of this little lump of grey cells inside my head!
As soon as i come out of my exam hall is exactly when my brain starts working over time and the panic rat knaws at my soul. My brain whispers "I think you forgot to mark that question"
"I think you forgot to write this"
"I think you have forgotten to write your roll number"
blah blah blah.
Anyway this is me after that

*yes i have started wathcing the fourth Doctor. Yes, he is god.*

The shock and horror was enough to make me cry a lot of the times

*Yes op 1 i was being a baby*

Because, you expectso much from yourself, put up your expectations infront of yourself and tehn hope for the best, only to be smacked in teh face by fate

It's cruel.

It's a nightmare. 

My math paper felt like such a failure, that i dont even know how i managed to get through geography. And i didnt sleep before the Chemistry exam, cause i couldnt get any. 

I went absolutely mental. You would believe that i proabbly didnt get any good sleep before math. On teh contrary that was the exam before which i slept the best. 

It was bad. 

Anyway.

That's why after the exams i began to binge watch Classic Who and tries to stay away from people. Everytime i open the window to watch Doctor Who, i feel so goddamn guilty, like it's the shows fault. Maybe it is, maybe it isnt. There is definitely no way in which i can find out, because hey, you dont have a guage for whether you could have worked harder, or whether that is the ebst you could have done. I felt i pratcised okay, it was simply teh nerves that got me. 

Fear makes companions of us all.
I hate that, I hate that SO much.

 I hope that any other subject would hopefully be my saving grace. 

Sometimes, it's not your own epxectations that make you feel worse. It's others hopes, and expectations. 

When people say things like "Oh you are smart" and when you arent ableto deliver, you feel like such a fraud, and live in this mini identity crisis. It almost feels like mockery after a while. 

well so those have been the thoughts raving aorund my head for quite a while

On the up side, i got admission into this really good school. It has the IB board, and i really cant wait to start!

And i am going to the UK!

YAY!

*small jig*

Seriously, i have a holiday of like three months and i am going to be there for like one and a half, so i am really glad about that.

Anyway,

It's pretty late here, i should be off

See ya hermits :)

Be Cool

Op2

  

OMGOMGOMGOMOGOMGOMMGOG (Spoiler Alert)

AHHHHHHHhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For all those wondering why have i put so many omgs,
guess what
actually guess who
I JUST SAW THE FLIPPIN 50TH ANNIVERSARY
OHMYHOLYROWLINGGATISSMOFFATBOWTIEBANANASMERLIN
it was......wow...
i mean the sass in that episode just killed me.
Apart from the fact that my internet was being a complete dickhead in the beginning and i missed quite a few cool ass quotes here and there and many Interface Rose and war doctor conversations..
I got to see the ten/eleven reunion...which was needless to say epic as hell.
Especially when Eleven checks out Ten's skinniness and calls him Match Stick Man.
This was me when they show the portrait of ten and Queen Elizabeth 1

 Like literally i was squeezing when they finally showed the flashback in which tenny comes in...i really just died right there....
And then they mentioned Captain Jack Harkness....WHY DID THEY NOT BRING HIM IN!!!

all the feelings.....

And then they (ten and eleven ) are being completely swaggy and co-ordinating and generally internally killing me and.

my word does the War Doctor have sass... he and Donna should really get together over a cup of tea sometime. 

Some are his moments of sass

1. When he sees ten and eleven - 

"Well who are you boys? Ofcourse you are his companions!"

ten and eleven -

BRB dying *ten's face*

WD = "yes they keep on getting younger and younger?"

and then later he keeps on dissing ten (who is now officially sand shoes) and eleven ( chinnie/dick bow

or dick tie)

Well i guess he does get that..being Kilgarrah and Ollivanders...well.

And then the biggest heart wrenched of the century, The Doctor (ten and eleven) are about to blow up Galifrey.

"You won't have to do it  alone"

and then Clara gives this whole soliloquy and it turns out that the Doctor has been thinking of  a way to save Gallifrey and then he does it...

he saves Gallifrey:) and the last scene of the episode..it made me utter a noise that was not human 

On a lighter noe, there was this one bit in which the Doctors are trying to open the door, and they're doing all these scientific-y things, you know, to try and get the calculations for the actual harmonic resonance of the wood and in the end after this long complex scene they manage to do it and then Clara just breaks into the door and it turns out that the door was unlocked all this time.....

How many Doctors to open a door? here you go

but anyway i was all feeling at the end of the episode....it was sooooooo goooodddd

But i want to rematch it..you know...let it sink in:) and since my internet was this huge beyotch...what could i do but slam my computer for 15 minutes straight and pray?

when it stopped streaming

But the defined killer moment was when all the 12 Doctor's TARDISes are flying and the Gallifreyan Council is like "All 12 of them?"

'No sir, all 13"

and Peter capaldi's eyes pop out of nowhere and i scream my head off....immediate death followed

And then in the end, they just had to 

ten = "You may have to change the destination. Because i don't want to go."

(which is by the way the last thing we hear ten saying before he regenerated. And all the Doctor's are. in the view of this episode. heading to their deaths. That is - The War Doctor is shown to regenerate, Ten is going to 'The End of time" and eleven - we will see in the Christmas Special)

And i think my soul just shattered into a GAZILLION EFFING PEICES!!!!! WHYYYYYYY

But before that...we get to see ten's TARDIS....died...again!!

This is a simplified version of what my face was looking like....

Also, the best thing was that - TOM BAKER OMGOMGMG!!

So he was the 4th Doctor, and there was this girl with this scarf, which i am so sure, the Doctor(4th) gave it to her, and oh my.....he tells eleven that Gallifrey was safe and then eleven goes and finds gallifrey and

Holy cow and TARDIS above

Moffat....

wrote and episode.....

in which..in which

no one died!

WHATTTT

Apart from the fact that it was amazing and gorgeous, there were still many plot holes and unexplained stuff and Moffat has really ignored RTD's era which pissess me off, 

but not enough to hate this masterpiece:)

And technically in the end we realize that the Doctor was not to blame for the destruction of Gallifrey and because he did not remember the incidents that took place there, he still thought he had committed genocide. 

So nine and ten lived their entire lies blaming themselves for the destruction of their planet. Yay. 

GALLIFREY FALLS NO MORE!

Although at the end of the episode and after the credits....this is something for op 1

THEY GOT A NEW TRAILER FOR SHERLOCK SEASON 3 AND I JUST FANGIRLED MY ARSE OF OHMYROWLING AHHHHHH!!!

and in the trailer, Anderson was surrounded by Sherlock fans................

has he started a Sherlock fan club..... WHAT THE-!

So now Anderson is a bloody 'I believe in Sherlock' nutter.

Great.

Just Great.

FOR MUM'S SAKE! EVEN GALLIFREY CAME BACK BEFORE SEASON 3!! GET A MOVE ON!

*Throws self off building*

really BBC??? Sherlock and Doctor who 50th Anniversary in ONE DAY?

I cant regenerate or come back to life like the characters in your shows!!!!

Sheesh

So yeah its like 4:15 and i started watching it at 1:20...so...

i better run along before i sleep the entire day tomorrow.

Sigh. 

it was supermeganfoxyawesomehotamazingfantasticgeronimobrbdying

Shahhhha

see ya peeps:)

~op2 

Ps - i edited this like 4 times!

They see me Rolling...They hatin!

Help Universe!! I am BACKKKK!!!
Firstly, after reviewing the blog i wrote before going...i sincerely apologize for all the stupid auto correct mistakes made...i promise that it will not happen again....
The camp was legitimately the best thing that ever happened to my life...like really...the best best thing ever!
We did all these adventure activities, the instructors were so friendly and as Op 1 has already mentioned in her blog, we cried ( i didn't, but you get the picture) Seriously, the looks we had on our faces when we got down at the airport to go home, our parents thought that we had had some MASSIVE cat fight, but...no.....just no...
All of us when we come back from camp
As a matter of fact we enjoyed ourselves COMPLETELY!!! Op1 and I and another of our friends sacrificed a piece of chocolate ( 1 cm of it) ...i kid you not....1 teeny weeny piece of chocolate, after carving a smiley face on it...
And that, is how we make sure Zeus does not blast us out of the sky...
but all in all it was amazing. We scraped utensils, had our respiratory tracts blackened by inhaling an atmosphere of soot, cried while making maggie (Because of the soot again) trekked 8 kms and (the autocorrect just changed kms to mms....apparently i am not capable of walking 8 kms * stares pissed at the computer*) did all kinds of crazy stuff * see what i did there Op1???:P*
Then when we came back to school, we happily missed the english test (which that female took again)



and then got our history test scheduled....Twice:)
Then Op1 and I got chucked out of chem and she started an ICSE chapter.....
What is my life...
Our chemistry teacher is the daughter of Satan.....she has to be

But let's not dwell on horrible things like that....on a brighter note ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT FOR THE FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY!!! WOOOHOOO
Oh and show your support to the Doctor via Facebook and twitter or go to the website to create the TARDIS!! the more the TARDIS is completed, the more sneak previews we get!!
#SaveTheDay!!

Now didn't that make me sound like a bloody TV advert...well meh.
seems like my mum is calling me.
She sounds angry.
Oh Fukushima...

See ya peeps in a bit:)
~Op 2
Ps = They are making me do MUN.....again! and now i am debate captain..so...may my soul rest in pieces....

For the MUN

What i felt like doing to the Eng test

Potted plants, and Awesome Gay ships

Happy Deepawali Hermits!!!!

I am alive again!!

Thankyou for your concern Op 2 :)

Ohhh Drakon emala....

I will never forget summoning the dragon while kneeling in front of the dustbin, holding the sacrificial 1 cm of roti (bread) stained with blue ink....

Ahh memories :')

I don't want to study freaking Shakespeare in the freaking cold in a freaking camp in the freaking Himalayas where we're supposed to be having freaking fun.

No FREAKING way.

THE FIFTH ESTATE THE FIFTH ESTATE OHMYROWLING THE FIFTH ESTATE.

Who cares about public opinion, the film was MindBlowing!!!! 

I had always admired Julian Assange's guts... but I had never thought he was THAT good.

Also the fact that Benedict Cumberbatch (aiiii!!!!!) was present kinda threw things in a different light now, didn't it???

Also, people (I just spelled thhe word 'people' wrong 8 times before I got it... wtf )

my friend at http://dunkadel.blogspot.in/ very awesomely gave me a potted-plant for diwali. Op 2 got one too :)

I named mine..... AITHUSA!!!

That's what Aithusa actually looks like but sometimes, in some shots, his wings look a bit red-tinted, like the leaves of my plant... hence...

 I'm DYING for Sherlock season 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I am.... 

And there are all these depressing, dreamy , I-want-my-mommy posts all over Facebook about John reuniting with Sherlock..... *ahem*

Johnlock!!!!! eeeeeeeeee!!!!

Also, we finally find out how Sherlock staged his death.... 

Wait, here's a way to find out!!! Watch: Benedict Cumberbatch at Comic Con... or something... There he reveals how he 'died'.

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-

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HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I know, I'm evil. 

Sorry :)

Anyway,

I must go.

My fandoms need me.

What a lie.

My homework does :'(

byeeeeeee :)

~Hermits

PS: Nothing like some MERTHUR love to brighten your day :)

Easy access to feels 

*sniffs*

FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM.....

YUSSSSS
WE'RE FREE!!!
AS FREE AS THE EFFING WIND!!!!

AHAHA
Meme...mem....Meh
I'm sorry i just had to put that

You see, apart from all the drawbacks you have of living in this very country, one advantage which is substantially the best bit of this place and its cultures is.....Holidays and to be very specific, religious festival holidays.
living in Mumbai a metropolitan city and all, every religion has at least one of its holidays as a bank holiday.
But right now, we have Diwali vacations, and that my friends is an equivalent to Easter.....hehe
i guess. Though i think Diwali is longer.
Anyway, its a holiday dn there are no tests.
But look at the paradox of life.
The day we come back, we have an English test
Slow clap for humanity fellas. Slow clap for humanity,. And we have 4 chapters.
But hey, i really don't care, because, i saw the Fifth Estate and i feel like my life is finally complete......*dreamy sigh*
I mean seriously, Benedict Cumberbatch..........oh my.
He is the most amazing gentleman in this entire flipping cosmos.....i mean i really have to rant, because, he's Sherlock and he's Khan (from Star Trek) and he's so famous, yet he can be soooooo grounded!!
Poor Op1 is sick, i really hope she can manage to recuperate before we go to the Himalayan camp...
yes fellas you heard right, we are going for a trip 7500 feet into the Himalayas, and do dangerous activities that could be a potential threat to our loves, but hey, we are THE HYSTRICAL HERMITS!!!
We tries to name our jam 'Happy'....... Seriously. ( dictionary - Jam is like a disco party we have at school,, like a prom, though we invite people from other schools, and...well you get the picture)
And we also tries to sacrifice a piece of bread, using our friends, ONLY Ball point pen, and that resulted in the ball point breaking in half, thus effectively making that the sacrifice, and then me and op1 sat near the dust bin, and summoned kilgarrah.
Cause that's simply how we roll....
Yeah people.
Well i guess i should bugger off and do some holiday homework. I mean can you believe these p[eople?? they tell you to enjoy and the next ting you know, you're studying Shakespeare 7500 feet above MSL (Mean Sea level) freezin your butt off/
Life
CANT WAIT FOR THE 50Th Anniversary! its the month of the day of the Doctor !!1 and the Month of my Birthday!
And Sherlock season 3 is pushed to the 19th Jan.....thank GOD its after our exams.
that was a close one satan, but i guess, thats one point to team FANDOM! EAT THAT!
see, these fandoms, theyve made me go mad......
Okay then see ya peeps
Farewell Universe
Your hermit
Op2
  

Three days is all it takes

So Universe,
I cannot express my deep gratitude at the timeliness of op1.......ah
And I want those theobroma cakes......NOW!!!
And yes i get it....HORSES!!
On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED note , how is dear volcano doing :P
I understand that all we do is rant about our miserable lives, which are, even by abnormal standards, miserable, and thus, my dear dear hermits, as  a viable recourse from our usual rantings, i bring to you OUR CHANTING PROGRAM REVIEW!!! TA-DA!!
So it all starts...nearly a year ago, when me op1 and many other of our fellow yeomen join us for the item chanting For the sake of privacy and confidentiality and any other big word that conveys the same,  i will not name our teacher but i can tell you that she its the sweetest and most amazing person anyone could have the good fortune of meeting:)
Either way, our item was UHMAZING so i am told, and i am inclined to believe it....

like we were singing and everything was quite, resonant and ABSOLUTELY FAbSMASTIC when a smatter of applause rings out at the back, when its not yet over...
Everyone continued singing, but inwardly, we all wanted to murder those little swines....ugh


but Really, singing two solos can really tire your throat and then everyones all like
'Be careful! Have nothing cold! Eat good food"
Me at this point in time: "Yes of course "
*Me on reaching home*
Mom = 'Hey sweetie, we've got ice cream you want some"
Me= "GIMMEH!!"

and this people, is me
like how can i be allowed to live, i am too awesome for this world:) (don't worry op1, you're just as awesome as i am )



And then again the world tries to bring down my morals
So the other day me and op1 are at school, all happy and living life you know, when these people make us STAY BACK for an extra 1 HOUR to fill up some godforsaken ICSE forms!!  Its not as if that day could've gotten any worse, when we realized, we have missed our bus.
Now not as if i don't own a car, or as if it matters that op1 doesn't.
But for gods sake people
we live on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FLIPPIN CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean its not as if i possess a dragon, which is just a seriously loud call away

or a horse, which i cannot ride irrespective of whether i have one or not

neither can i apparate

and neither do i possess a TARDIS or the Doctor's phone number (if i had his number i would not be here)

or prince arthur taking me on a piggyback

and then again, public transport in our country is just.....fantastic.......and safe.........
The tales you get to hear about people who went on public transport and got hurt or maimed in some way or the other....they are, to say in the least...horrifying
so here i am shouting and arguing with my parents while op1 glares at me while i willfully waste op1's phone balance.....way to go op2!
But anyway, after a lot of threatening (With spoons, you'll get the reference soon op1:) ) and a lot of persuasion, my mother managed to send the car in the nick of time...phew

and though i am supposed to be finishing this blog and trying to make it funny.....just look at the time....and then again i am trying to handle two tabs, in which one is tumblr and i am getting all these amazing merlin gifs and then i also realize that by only preferring Merlin i will be mean to the other fandoms that i am a  part of and thus i must compensate and give them too a very nice set of gifs....  AND also make sure my papa does not behead me....wellllll i guess in that aspect i AM merlin...
But now my dear hermits i must go back into my cave and...ahem....study history
what is wrong with me...ts just 11 30 i can so do this

Well, in that case i must really get going ...... before i am impaled by a spear, like a bear
bregdan anwiele gefeluek

HAHAHA

op2
 
and this is how sleepy i am

oh fictional universe

Operator 2 I am ready to buy you brownies from Theobroma to apologize for my.... apparent demise.

In all seriousness though (Since I wasn't really gonna buy the damn brownies :p ) I am SO SORRY!!!\

Anyway.... You've hear it already but I'll say it again.... I AM SO EFFING OBSESSED WITH MERLIN I COULD KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!!

I just finished watching Season 3 and I feel the need to rant a bit...

I.... I....

*awkward silence*

I had this entire speech ready in my head... And now I... Don't.

Here are some fragmented thoughts in a list...

1. Morgana's a bitch 

2. Merlin's the best thing that ever happened to anything ever ever ever ever ever

3. Lancelot should marry Gwain

4. My feels are dead

GIF STORM!!!!

"Watch Me as I eat your soul,"

Gee. Thanks Merlin.

"Listen to me!! I'm adorable!!"

Seriously. Anyone who DOESN'T want to marry this guy has some 'Serious Mental.... Disease.' (OPERATOR 2!!!!)

When I came back hoe from tech rehearsal at school today.... I felt kind of like Merlin on a horse, on his way to rescue Guinevere. I LITERALLY collapsed. Wish  had a horse (HORSE Op 2!!!)

I actually feel THIS inadequate during physics class...

And may I just say that this is far too ahdorable to not put here.... Just imagine.... A guy as loyal, chivalrous, strong and brave (huh... those exist??) is totally in love with you... and after flirting with you, skips up the steps in his happiness.... For starters... I'LL DIE.

Anyway... It's getting pretty late... I love the Superwoman reference Op2 :)

Alvida Hermits!!!!



~Hermits